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21. Nonsense.

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ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

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Just remember, even your worst days only have twenty-four hours

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

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wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

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